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Hi! I’m out of the office at the moment. Make yourself at home. There’s some cold cuts and juice in the fridge. Kick off your shoes and relax. In the meantime, check out my portfolio on the left over there. If you get bored you can always go through my personal belongings. If you’re one of those impatient people, maybe you don’t want to wait for 5 hrs for me to get back , you can email me. I’ll definitely get back to you quickly. Scouts honour. Er, illustrators honour…Oh, hey, you’re not busy right? Can you walk my dog while I’m out? I’m kinda preoccupied with being awesome. No? Still here? BUY SOMETHING ALREADY OR GET OUT!!! I’m trying to run a business here… Anyways, as you can see I’m perfect for your project. Call or email me today for a quote. Just don’t ask me to draw Hitler killing puppies, ‘cause I won’t do it! I HAVE INTEGRITY! OKAY!?! Good.